Slightly Humorous Reasons to Learn Spanish
Not every reason to learn Spanish needs to be serious. Here are a few less serious reasons to learn Spanish that I came up with. I’d love to hear any new non-serious reasons that you can come up with in the blog comments.
Act like you don’t know English.
Get a girlfriend.
Get a boyfriend.
Your mustache will be taken more seriously.
Confuse telemarketers.
Tell secrets aloud.
Increase your Scrabble score.
No more subtitles.
Impress your Latina waitress.
Increase your chances with Shakira.
Understand more jokes.
Understand the novelas.
Automatically become a great dancer.
Get a Job. Alot of jobs, like receptionist, paralegals, sales, waiter, sometimes require you to be bilingual. Otherwise you resume goes to the bottom. So it would BEHOOVE you to learn Spanish! It takes awhile to learn it, so you better start, like YESTERDAY!
Eavesdrop on more conversations
Help tourists find their way round (or not, if you consider it fun to send them in the wrong direction…!)